Current Wonderland Patch

This page is a changelog, not a rumour mill. If ScaryPlay has not posted a patch, the row stays “launch week.” That is intentional. A fake balance dump would fight facts we already published.

For the story of the delay, use launch story. For systems, stay in Guides.

Current baseline — 14–15 August 2026

• Game live on mobile, PC, and console.
• Solo or up to five players per sit.
• Three lives shared by the squad. Long form: stamina and lives.
• Wonder Shop Ticket items in the park; lobby Shop for codes. Ready wallets: loadouts.
• One verified code: RELEASE26 → 100 Gems. See codes. Empty graveyard: expired codes.
• No official public Trello. Dedicated page: Trello status. Official chat: Discord.
• No paid early access.
• Named mechanical threats: Mr. Sun, Wonder, Wander.
• Community creature nicknames collected on the roster.

15 August check: still no numbered patch. Universe traffic sat around 3.3 million visits on launch weekend. Volume is not a patch. If your client matches that list, you are on the same wiki version we wrote.

What we will add next (when it exists)

• New codes, with expiry dates.
• Ticket price shifts for the planner.
• Official doll names that retire nicknames.
• Stamina or life rule changes for survival.
• New weapons that force a combat rewrite.

We will not add “leaks.” We will not add script update logs. Those belong, if anywhere, on scripts with a safety warning.

How to verify a rumour

1. Is it on the official experience or the ScaryPlay Discord? If no, stop.
2. Can you reproduce it in a sit? If no, it is a clip.
3. Does it contradict facts we already locked (released, online co-op, no EA)? If yes, the rumour is wrong.

Official links is the allowlist. Everything else is noise.

Why this page looks short on day two

Because honesty is shorter than filler. A 600-word fantasy patch would verify as words and fail as a wiki. The rest of this site already holds the launch manual: escape, puzzles, shop ranks, review. This page’s job is to date-stamp when that manual goes stale.

Check back after Discord pings. If nothing pinged, go play. The park will shuffle without a patch. That is the design, not a missing notes file.

When the first real numbered update lands, this article gets a dated heading above the baseline, and every affected guide gets a line. Until then, treat 14 August as the live build and RELEASE26 as the only promo string we will defend.

How we will write the first real patch row

Date, source channel, what changed, which wiki pages we edited. If stamina regen changes, survival and controls move the same day. If a doll gets an official name, the roster and monster ranks move together. If a code expires, the codes hub moves first. We will not leave one page on 14 August and another on a rumour. That is the entire editorial rule, and it is why this page looks empty until ScaryPlay actually ships something you can reproduce in a sit.